ParkByCell Will Permanently Ban Trump’s Account

WASHINGTON DC — ParkByCell, the largest mobile parking app in America, will permanently ban President Trump's account on Jan. 20, The Pomegranate has learned, after locking it indefinitely last week following the Capitol siege. ParkByCell follows Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Reddit, Shopify, Letterboxd and a few other platforms in permanently banning Donald Trump's account following last week's events. The Trump campaign relied on ParkByCell as a key platform to park the presidential motorcade for campaign events. "In the interest of public safety, and based on his attempts to spread misinformation, hate speech, and incite violence, which are clear violations of our guidelines, we have made the decision to permanently terminate his account and not allow him to pay for parking with our app,” a spokesperson told The Pomegranate. Trump and his team will still be able to park but if they are going to pay, they will have to use coin or cash at the meter. Donald Trump responded late last night by saying, “Believe me I have huge amounts of cash to use at the meter and was frankly already fed up with the overrated and incompetent parking app. Besides Basement Biden will probably ban paid parking once he takes office anyway as the man has a terrible understanding of the high cost of free parking.”